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holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes

i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.

I love these campaigns, people think that my ex didn’t sexually assult me because we were together, even though I wasn’t conscious and he did it in front of his friends.  

I get so scared at parties. I have to literally follow friends around and watch them..and somtimes have trusted male friends or male family members watch after me..It shouldn’t be that way.

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kurlozskellington:

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I freaking love him.

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tinyasateacup:

*applause*

All the awards

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republic-of-iceland:

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There are two identical Danes fighting over me in my house.

I’m not sure what to make of this situation.

That sounds… Horrible.

It’s hell.

And not the city.

You should slap them with some butter then

I think they both killed each other.

Finally it’s quiet.

I WIN! -wraps arms around Norra and snatches her away- >D

HVA-

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

PUT ME DOWN H E L P

Lets go fulfill your sexual dream shall we ~~~

h- nei-!!

I don’t-!

Oh but you do~ You think I don’t notice what you post but I do. Come on Norra if I’m willing then why are you so against it? You know you love me ja? -kisses along the collar bone. at some point he stopped running.-

-Whimpers quietly, pushing at his face-

I don’t… want to sleep with just anyone…!

-stops and looks at Norra in the eyes. Now its apparent hes pouting before he suddenly starts to shake Norra in his firm grip- BUT IM NOT JUST ANY ONE! I’M MATHIAS!!!! -shakes out of frustration.

-squeals a little- Hey, that hurts-!

I know you are- that’s not what I meant-! If I’m going to sleep with someone.. I don’t want it to be casual…

-stops shaking the other and frowns- You slept with the other me didn’t you? -furrows brow- And it woudnt be casual

-Blushes darkly and scowls, trembling a little-

No! I haven’t slept with anyone.

I don’t know, I just… I don’t feel ready…

or good enough…

Mathias twitches at this and slowly lets the other go. Sighing he walks past Norra with a scowl on his face and defeat in his eyes. His fist clenching a little bit.
“Fine, I wont make you do anything like that against your will.” This was extremly hard for Mathias to do, but, he wasnt that kind of man. Not any more.

-Chews lip, feeling guilty- 

Please don’t be like that… it’s not your fault..

please…

-hugs him tightly from behind-

Mathias eyes widen a bit at the sudden hug. A smile crossed his lips as he placed a hand on the others arms.
“I never said it was my fault. I can’t make you ready for something like that and I shouldn’t make you.” Looks behind with that quirky smile. “I’m better then that 

you know”

(dat smile~)

-Sighs and rests forehead against his back- Still… I’m sorry…

(( tht smile fffmmnnn ))

-looks behind him and smiles at the other before well…-

So now you will right? :D

…No.

Mathias p ls.

Damn it…it was worth a shot. Well…can I at LEAST have a few beers with you? For my victory???

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greatdanemathias:

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republic-of-iceland:

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prinsesseavis:

There are two identical Danes fighting over me in my house.

I’m not sure what to make of this situation.

That sounds… Horrible.

It’s hell.

And not the city.

You should slap them with some butter then

I think they both killed each other.

Finally it’s quiet.

I WIN! -wraps arms around Norra and snatches her away- >D

HVA-

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

PUT ME DOWN H E L P

Lets go fulfill your sexual dream shall we ~~~

h- nei-!!

I don’t-!

Oh but you do~ You think I don’t notice what you post but I do. Come on Norra if I’m willing then why are you so against it? You know you love me ja? -kisses along the collar bone. at some point he stopped running.-

-Whimpers quietly, pushing at his face-

I don’t… want to sleep with just anyone…!

-stops and looks at Norra in the eyes. Now its apparent hes pouting before he suddenly starts to shake Norra in his firm grip- BUT IM NOT JUST ANY ONE! I’M MATHIAS!!!! -shakes out of frustration.

-squeals a little- Hey, that hurts-!

I know you are- that’s not what I meant-! If I’m going to sleep with someone.. I don’t want it to be casual…

-stops shaking the other and frowns- You slept with the other me didn’t you? -furrows brow- And it woudnt be casual

-Blushes darkly and scowls, trembling a little-

No! I haven’t slept with anyone.

I don’t know, I just… I don’t feel ready…

or good enough…

Mathias twitches at this and slowly lets the other go. Sighing he walks past Norra with a scowl on his face and defeat in his eyes. His fist clenching a little bit.
“Fine, I wont make you do anything like that against your will.” This was extremly hard for Mathias to do, but, he wasnt that kind of man. Not any more.

-Chews lip, feeling guilty- 

Please don’t be like that… it’s not your fault..

please…

-hugs him tightly from behind-

Mathias eyes widen a bit at the sudden hug. A smile crossed his lips as he placed a hand on the others arms.
“I never said it was my fault. I can’t make you ready for something like that and I shouldn’t make you.” Looks behind with that quirky smile. “I’m better then that you know”

(dat smile~)

-Sighs and rests forehead against his back- Still… I’m sorry…

(( tht smile fffmmnnn ))

-looks behind him and smiles at the other before well…-

So now you will right? :D